SpecIal for ENGInEERing DuDes,So Pls Read...
Let me tell you why girls should eventually marry an engineer over a Law, Management, Arts or Medical SchoolGraduate. He has three distinctadvantages over the rest of thegraduates.
Advantage 1: Secure
lifestyle
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An engineer boyfriend can provide youwith asecure lifestyle. At 27years old, an engineer probably has arespectable,stable job that giveshim a high income to own a car,invest, have acomfortable life, and getmarried and buy a house too.Law graduates are still working as alowlyapprentice in law firm.Most management graduates have justfailed ontheir first business plan.The arts graduate is still looking fora job.And the medical school graduate isstill living in ahospital.
Advantage 2: Unmatchable industriousness
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An engineer boyfriend will dedicate anunimaginable amount of his timeand effort to understand you.Engineers strainreally really hard tounderstand their work. You can believethat theywill try really reallyhard to understand women too, justlike how theyunderstand their work,once they believe that you are theone. So even ifthey don't understandyou initially, they will keep ontrying. Even if theystill do notunderstand, they will figure out thecorrect methodto keep you happy(e.g. buy diamond ring = 1 week'sworth ofhappiness.) And once theyfind out the secret formula, they willjust keep onrepeating it so thatthe desired results appear.Unlike the Lawyer who will argue withyou.The Management graduate who will tryto controlyour spending, The Artsgraduate who will 'change major'.And the medical school graduate whowill operateon you.And you know what, it's really so easyto makeengineer s believe thatYou are the 'one'. Say that you likeone of theirproject and they willbe hooked to you forever.
Advantage 3: An engineer boyfriendwill neverbetray your trust.
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Let me first tell you what is wrongwith the rest ofthe others - Thelawyers will lie about everything.Management graduates will cheat yourmoney.The arts graduate will flirt, and youprobably justlook like anothercadaver to the medical school graduate.Your engineer boyfriend is either toobusy to havean affair, and evenif he does, he is too dumb to lie toyou about that.Hence, an engineeris the most secure boyfriend that youwill ever find -rich enough, willkeep on trying to understand andplease you, hasno time for affairs,and too dumb to lie to you.plus they r cooler than the othersSo girls, why procrastinate?Get an engineer for your boyfriend
Tuesday, June 5, 2007
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